Just TRY not to smile.
Go on, we dare you.
And then book a cottage at www.Oakwood-Gardens.com where each night comes with a bucket of alpaca food so you can woo the therapeutic buggers to join you for breakfast.
You know you want to.
And then go buy some alpaca stuff from Alpacas.com. Proceeds to go Quechua Benefit, a non-profit founded in 1996 to help break the cycle of poverty amongst under-served communities in the highlands of Peru.